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With less than a week until Christmas Eve, many of us are scouring our brains for gift ideas. Shopping for the housewife in your life can be difficult.
Here are my 5 gift ideas:

Johnny Depp Movie Collection

I don’t think there’s a housewife on the planet that wouldn’t be tickled to receive another Johnny Depp film. If she doesn’t have one already it would be great to start one this year. My personal favorites are Edward Scissorhands, Cry Baby, Chocolat, Ed Wood, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Don Juan De Marco, Arizona Dream, The Libertine, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 & 3, Sweeney Todd… oh just pick two or three with Johnny Depp in the credits! You can’t go wrong!

A Photo Shoot

Not every housewife dresses like June Cleaver or feels like Pam Anderson while she’s working. Many of us wear unfashionable attire to get some of the toughest jobs around the house done. Some days I don’t “put my face on” until mid afternoon.

Give the housewife in your life a gift of glam with a professional photo shoot that’s not at Olan Mills. Visit these two amazing photographers to find out more about booking a shoot:

www.bethcocuzziphotography.com

www.vivaspinups.com

A Massage

No one needs a relaxing massage more than a housewife. With her 24/7 workload giving her a gift of relaxation even for one hour will surely be appreciated. Visit www.massagegiftcertificate.com for more info.

A Kitchen of the Future

The ultimate present would be a kitchen makeover, with all new appliances, upgraded cabinets and granite countertops.

Look at how happy these housewives are daydreaming about their new kitchen of the future:

A Housekeeper

Of course we never want to be out of a job, but having a housekeeper show up for a day would be a pleasant surprise. If a day seems like too much, how about someone that cleans windows? Windows and mopping those are tasks that call for whistling while you work. Visit Mollymaids.com for a gift certificate.

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R.I.P. Bettie Page

This famous pin up and fetish model from the 1950’s passed away December 11, 2008.

Modern day pin ups, photographers, and fans of this cult siren are paying respects by writing their thoughts about Bettie Page, and posting her photos on social network sites. She led an interesting life that spawned a cult following and added a novel style of sexy to pop culture.

Golden Globe Nominations

When they announce the nominees for the Golden Globes each year I realize how many movies and television shows I haven’t seen yet. The only category that I’m truly familiar with is Best Animated Feature. Hmm, can we say homeschooling housewife? If it’s not made by Pixar or DreamWorks, I probably won’t get around to seeing it until the kiddo is 18.

The Golden Globes will be held January 11th at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, California live on NBC 8:00 EST

Click here for detailed information and even a countdown timer. The timer is always nice to have considering we don’t have much time to get everything done. We have to find a designer, borrow jewelry, schedule a massage and pedicure, Botox, laser peel, makeover, find the right shoes, write up a little something in case they call our name, and don’t forget a spray on tan.

Dorothy Lamour’s Birthday

Dorothy Lamour was born on December 10, 1914. After a career that lasted more than six decades in radio, movies, and the theater Dorothy passed away in Los Angeles, California on September 22, 1996.

Here she is wearing a sarong like no one else can, while performing with Veronica Lake, and Paulette Goddard in a little number called “A Sweater, a Sarong and a Peek-a-Boo Bang”:

Jennifer Anniston Poses Nude

Getting very friendly with GQ magazine, this 39 year old actress bares all in the January issue. Of course the pics and hype hit the media this week. If I looked that good naked I would have leaked the picture out on the net months ago.

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Alright so this isn’t a big event in pop culture history quite yet but my new Flip Mino HD will change the course of this site forever. I’ll be using this exclusive HIH cam to bring my viewers exciting new features like Behind the Scenes, HIH Out and About, and interviews with more creative and talented people.

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It’s time to break out the China, polish the silverware, and change the sheets on the guest bed. Many will be entertaining this holiday season and I’m sure all of your holiday guests will be nothing but pleasant. The following unwanted visitors can show up uninvited 365 days a year.

Dust Mites

Oh it looks harmless enough, those big billows of dust that flicker in the sunlight, yet lurking inside are tiny little dust mites ready to take over every corner of your happy little home. Viewer discretion is advised, this video may make you want to live in a bubble:

Mildew

Heed Vincent Price’s warnings, keep your lavatory clean, or did he say laboratory!

Carpet Stains

Watch out for those red wine stains, your holiday guests might leave the party, but the stains could last a lifetime. Learn from the experts by clicking here.

Bed Bugs

National Geographic Channel tells us that mom wasn’t kidding when she said, “Don’t let the bed bugs bite!”

Imposing Relatives That Don’t Mean to Impose

Maybe you’re expecting that long lost cousin to park the RV on the front lawn, but it still can be inconvenient sharing living space with guests during the holiday season. Luckily, the worse case scenarios only happens in the movies. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will get you in the holiday spirit, or make you want to leave the country before your family gets there. Click here  to view trailer.

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So I didn’t hit the world record yesterday for the most comments on one post but I did hit a new HIH record. I want to thank everyone that stopped by and left a comment.

Seeing all the original and sincere comments got me thinking about the song by Bill Withers called Lean on Me. The idea of sending out a request and having people answer it is a powerful demonstration of the human spirit. This may sound corny, but in these times of economic stress, this is a motto that many of us will need to live by.

So today’s The 5 on Friday is:

5 Variations of Lean on Me

LHS Rockafellas

This high school a capalla band really knows how to rock an assembly:

Two Guys from the UK and a Guitar

If you’re looking for a wedding band and you just happen to be in the United Kingdom, Rumour Has It these guys play at weddings.

Cover by Ben Deignan 

Ben Deignan covers this classic tune from his living room.

Lean on Me, The Movie

Morgan Freeman stars in this biographical film from 1989. The movie is loosely based on the life of Joe Clark, an inner city high school principal in New Jersey that helps save the high school with his sincere desire, and tough love techniques. The real Joe Clark went on to become a motivational and key-note speaker.

Steven Tyler Sings

Aerosmith’s lead man, Steven Tyler, sings with a little help from his choir friends at the Church of Today in Detroit.

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I’m not one for creepy scary. I like silly scary, more like cute with a dash of scary thrown in. Here are my Top 5 Halloween in Hollywood Favorites:

1. Disney’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

I love Tim Burton’s version, Sleepy Hollow. Johnny Depp playing the role of Ichabod is great fun. I have to admit that my love for this story started with Disney’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow animated feature. With the intensity of Ichabod Crane riding through the hollow, and the catchy tune sung by Bing Crosby, this version of Washington Irving’s classic tale is my favorite.

I didn’t know guests could see The Headless Horsemen ride through Disney’s theme park. Did you?

2. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

I love everything Peanuts, and Charles Schulz was a genius in my book. I’ve always had a connection with Charlie Brown, but this movie is all about Linus and his wishful thinking for The Great Pumpkin. Halloween isn’t the same if I don’t watch the scene of Sally letting Linus have it for ruining her night of tricks or treats.

3. Thriller

Yes, the Michael Jackson Video! This video was one of the coolest things back when MTV actually aired videos. Listening to the retro classic will get your Halloween spirit off the wall. Even this wedding party couldn’t resist it:

4. Elvira

I know it’s time to rummage through the costume box when I see Elvira’s cardboard likeness standing in a grocery store aisle. Here she is in 1986 showing us examples of good treats to hand out for Halloween:

5. Corpse Bride

Tim Burton collaborated with Mike Johnson to bring this project to life. It was loosely based on the folktale version of an older Jewish story. Johnny Depp provided his voice talent to the role of Victor Van Dort. Another one of Burton’s regular stars, Helena Bonham Carter plays Emily.

One of my favorite things about this movie is the music composed by Danny Elfman. Here is a rendition by talented YouTubers of the beautiful piano duet with Emily and Victor.

 What are your Halloween in Hollywood favorites?

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1. Lindsay Lohen Says She Is Dating Samantha Ronson

For months, every time I stood in line at the checkout counter I’d see Lindsay & Samantha on the cover of magazines appearing to be on more than a BFF shopping spree. Was this really such a big surprise and should we care anyway?

2. Clay Aiken Stepped Out Of The Closet

Even before the highlights and pressed powder makeover, American Idol viewers suspected Clay might have a preference other than his female contestants. Once again I’ll ask this question, “Was this really such a big surprise and should we care anyway?”

3. President Bush Says, Our Entire Economy Is In Danger

He may not be the quickest bull in the herd but this video sure is funny:

I’m sure they wanted to wait and send out a Presidential Message when they knew we really were in deep manure, but I find these headlines suggesting the obvious entertaining.

Of course his statement is worth pondering, planning, and for some, downright worrying until we can’t sleep at night. Politicians and the media are throwing around the depression term now, which does sound dangerous. There is nothing like danger to fuel the masses into following an agenda.

The entertainment industry needs to lend us a hand at forgetting our troubles and trying to look at the bright side of life. I can see a remake of this number coming soon, hopefully not being done by Hannah Montana. Danger!

4. Zumba Zooms To The Top Of The Exercise World!

I don’t know about you guys, but I saw this coming. Any exercise with the name Zumba will of course rise to the top. It’s all in the name, remember Tae-Bo? All you need is a catchy name and some catchy beats to move along with! Check out this intense promotional video for the Zumba Revolution. Not to be confused with the Chihuahua Revolution coming soon to a theater near you!

5. Knight Rider Not Up To Speed

Hmm, ya think? I thought this the moment I watched the previews for the new Knight Rider. First of all, the old Knight Rider was great because it was the 80’s. Aqua net, neon clothes, and rolled jeans were cool. David Hasselhoff was even cool in his terry cloth short shorts, but it was the novelty of the show that made it work. That and KITT. The voice of KITT was perfect. This re-make was voiced by Val Kilmer and although I could hear him say, “I’m your huckleberry” more than a few times, his voice just doesn’t evoke the same KITT we all knew and wanted to drive around in. We, meaning my junior high friends and my Great Aunt. She thought David Hasselhoff was a hottie.

Now this Alternate Knight Rider Intro looks promising:

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Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and many of you may not be feeling too piratey. No worries! Here are 5 piratical things to help get you in the mood.

1. Pirate Attire

Some of you might want to wear your best Captain hat, while others want to go “modern day pirate” by adding just a wee bit of pirate flair. From belt buckles to pirate inspired swimwear, you can find lots of options at piratemerch.com

2. Pirate Ringtones

Nothing says I’ve changed me life for the day like a new ringtone. Check out these pirate ringtones for your cell, or midi files for your computer by clicking here.

3.  Pirate Music

If you’re looking for pirate music, no need to look further than The Pirates Charles. They call themselves pirate rock specialists and I couldn’t agree more. I’ve seen these minstrels live and in person, they really rocked the ship with their pirate presence. Here’s a fan video of The Pirates Charles. If this doesn’t make you kick up yer heels and raise your whiskey high, then you haven’t an ounce of pirate soul.

 4. Pirate Drinks

Pirates love to have a bottle in hand while they Arrr and Aye-Five their other mates.

Even Playboy has boarded ship with the Captain Morgan Pose-Off, win this and you win a trip to the mansion. Not sure if you have to be dressed like a pirate or not.

For all you “grog” enthusiasts out there looking for a micro style rum, check out this pirate favorite aptly titled Pirate’s Choice Rum.

For those of you that drink, please drink responsibly. Don’t drink, and board your ship unless a designated driver is behind the wheel.

5. Pirate Lingo Lessons

Of course you need some pirate lessons so you can Talk Like a Pirate without being thrown overboard. Take a lesson or two from Cap’n Slappy and Ol Chumbucket, the creators of today’s international event by going to talklikeapirate.com .

In true Hollywood style we’ll end with these two mates, singing their own pirate tune Savvy! Savvy?

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The funny thing about the 80’s is people laugh at the big hair photos, dis the big belts, lace gloves, or Molly Ringwald dancing, but many ideas and styles from the 80’s keep creeping back each year. I first noticed some 80’s influences a few years ago and then they disappeared again. Recently these trends are popping back into current pop culture.

Here are 5 Eighty’s Comebacks, like em or not:

1. Venetian Blinds style sunglasses.

Remember these? Well they are back and once again we can have limited vision while trying to look cool at the same time. These were totally rad back in the day. You can order some via  shuttershadesonline.com/main.html

2. Leg Warmers

You can find leg warmers in all different colors and prints at any department store. I doubt I’ll sport them now but there was something fun about wearing legwarmers over my skinny jeans. I felt like I could break into a Flashdance move whenever I felt inclined. Maybe I’ll try them again these days and moonwalk down the store aisles. If I feel so inclined that is.

How cute is this? Now they have baby legwarmers:  babylegs.com/

3. Neon

Bright orange, lime green, fluorescent pink, a blast of yellow! Yep all those colors are back on the shelves coloring everything from big hoop earrings, big belts, and torso shirts with leggings. Luckily, with the fall season upon us many stores are turning down the lights on these bright frocks and opting for duller hues.

Check out these Back to the Future, Jetson style Neon accessories: neontrim.com/clothes.html

4. Ghostbusters

The Ghostbusters movie premiered in 1984. It spawned cartoons, video games and even a Ghostbusters 2. According to Sci Fi Wire, Ghostbusters 3 is in the works. Looks like some of the original Ghostbusters like Dan Akroyd, and Bill Murray will be involved. The big question for director Ivan Reitman will be, “Who you gonna call?” Maybe Ray Parker Jr or should they get these Latvian guys?

5. Mr. T and the A-Team

I pity the fool who believes this one.  According to Wikipedia, a movie is planned for July 2009, based on the A-Team. I wonder what Mr. T has to say about that? Here he is talking all things 80’s fashion:

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It must be the Labor Day weekend that kicked off my distaste for all things involving my domestic engineering position. Normally I don’t mind the daily challenges of sorting socks, putting away the silverware, or dusting the coffee table. For some reason all my house cleaning chores seem to be magnified this week. This got me thinking about my 5 least favorite duties. Here they are:

1. Cleaning the bathroom

The bathroom is loaded with places to keep clean. Let it go for too long and you should really get a few cones and quarantine the place. Check out this video which sums up my feeling entirely:

2. Mopping

I’ve bought so many mops from old school style to the most modern of steam cleaning Sharks. It seems my best work is done with a bucket, a sponge and some boiling hot soapy suds.

3. Washing Outdoor Windows

There’s a reason most maids don’t do windows, it’s one of the most annoying of all household jobs. Trying not to get streaks, taking off screens, climbing a ladder for those high to reach places. It’s not only time consuming but down right sweat inducing. Of course hiring someone might be a good idea…

4. Washing pots and pans

I can wash cups, dishes, forks and spoons all day but give me those crusty, greasy, caked on pots and pans and I want to sit in a corner and rock for awhile. Funny thing is there’s never just one pan, it’s always a slew of pots and pans all stacked up together. You definitely need a great attitude to get through them all.

5. Cleaning the kitty litter box

This chore doesn’t need any explanation. What does need explaining is this recipe for a Halloween Kitty Litter Cake. hmmmm?

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Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal are leading the way in World Wide Web internettainment. This duo met in the first grade and now they’re all grown up working together as musicians, filmmakers, and comedians. Most Internet enthusiasts know them for their large collection of videos on the Internet.

This is one of my favorites:

Rhett & Link put the viral in viral marketing. Catch Rhett & Link at these 5 featured Links:

1. Their official website www.rhettandlink.com/

2. Being a MySpace user myself, I just have to share this link to their official MySpace page  www.myspace.com/rhettandlink  

3. You can watch all 21 of their summer episodes for the Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip at www.speedysroadtrip.com/

Here’s the first one that started the summer seltzer craze, it’s in San Diego my hometown!

4. Rhett & Links Websongs, Volume 1 on Napster featuring all of their online hits including the Facebook Song, Unicorn Rap, Velcro Song, Pluto on the Rebound, and Fireworks Song. Click here to be linked.

5. Here’s the link to their film Looking for Ms. Locklear, www.locklearmovie.com/, and no, it’s not about Heather.

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